Post by Tarbal on Jan 12, 2008 19:43:26 GMT -5
Due to the unfortunate incident that occured last Christmas, drastic measures were required to save the greatest and most important of holidays. Mrs. Claus has been in a coma in Intensive Care after being scalped by her husband, while the entire workshop staff of elves were murdered by the berserk Santa and other persons unknown. Upon inspection of the workshop, it became apparent that the cloning tanks used by Santa
to spawn an endless supply of elves and reindeer were utterly destroyed in the chaos and the DNA samples lost.
With these tragedies in mind, emergency measures had to be taken. Working with the top scientists of Froboz Industrial Laboratories, a bold solution was found. We have built a Robot Santa Claus to deliver presents to all the good denizens of the world. Advanced service droids and a massively upgraded workshop have revolutionized present production and a fleet of mechanized reindeer will make the magic of old completely
unnecessary.
* * *
Breaking News! Robot Santa has malfunctioned! It has begun to judge everyone by the most unattainable standards of goodness wherein almost no one can be viewed as good. This in itself while aggravating, is only the beginning. After judging someone to be less than perfect, Robot Santa proceeds to eliminate the citizen in a horrendous manner. Unfortunately to prevent present theft, we have outfitted him with the latest in damage-reduction armor and equipped him with highly advanced weaponry.
Due to the immense danger posed by Robot Santa, his mechanized reindeer, and anything else that comes out of the workshop, we would ask for the help of the most experienced warriors of the realm to destroy them. As a reward, you may keep any and all presents you find as well as any technology not destroyed in the looming battles. As a new line of Froboz equipment was released just before Christmas, no doubt there will be items of incredible value to be wrested from the grip of the robots.
Good Luck and may the Gods help us all!
to spawn an endless supply of elves and reindeer were utterly destroyed in the chaos and the DNA samples lost.
With these tragedies in mind, emergency measures had to be taken. Working with the top scientists of Froboz Industrial Laboratories, a bold solution was found. We have built a Robot Santa Claus to deliver presents to all the good denizens of the world. Advanced service droids and a massively upgraded workshop have revolutionized present production and a fleet of mechanized reindeer will make the magic of old completely
unnecessary.
* * *
Breaking News! Robot Santa has malfunctioned! It has begun to judge everyone by the most unattainable standards of goodness wherein almost no one can be viewed as good. This in itself while aggravating, is only the beginning. After judging someone to be less than perfect, Robot Santa proceeds to eliminate the citizen in a horrendous manner. Unfortunately to prevent present theft, we have outfitted him with the latest in damage-reduction armor and equipped him with highly advanced weaponry.
Due to the immense danger posed by Robot Santa, his mechanized reindeer, and anything else that comes out of the workshop, we would ask for the help of the most experienced warriors of the realm to destroy them. As a reward, you may keep any and all presents you find as well as any technology not destroyed in the looming battles. As a new line of Froboz equipment was released just before Christmas, no doubt there will be items of incredible value to be wrested from the grip of the robots.
Good Luck and may the Gods help us all!