JediXmasMUD Poem Quest

[suki]

All information must be submitted under this Thread.


Please read the following.

Rules:

Only 1 poem is allowed per person, (I don't care how many multiple personalities you have). -- Put your mud character name on the bottom of the Poem.

Must have an xmas theme.
Must be related to mudding somehow.
Must include Me. Uki (miaaurrrr)

Deadline:

You got till (looks at watch) December 18. This sunday.

Ari Prizes will be given to, 1st, 2nd and 3rd.


Note: I frown upon plagiarism and the results could vary, so don't go there with me. ;D


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RESULTS!

Gambler pulled off a solid first place victory.

Second place goes to Aneyou, who just squeaked by the third place winner by a single point.

Third place goes to Ninja.

Thanks to everyone who entered. They were all very good entries, and the decision was a tough one. Uki wasn't able to judge tonight, so I did it myself, and also recruited Tam and Silverking. Entries were ranked from 1 to 10, then the total was added up. Lowest score wins!

Each one of our winners gets their pick of a rare quest part. One of each part will be available. Gambler will get to pick first, leaving the remaining three for Aneyou to pick from. Ninja will get to pick from the remaining two after Aneyou picks his. The fourth part, I'll just eat or something.

[elveron]

On that fateful night the wind howled through the sky
A silver streak could be seen flying through the snow
Suddenly Santa sleigh was plummeting unable to fly
The sleigh spiraled down onto the icy flow.

The silver dragon captured santa leaving Jedi in despair
The mortals quickly gathered shouting out there prayer
They feared the Xmas quest would not happen this year
The Great Uki heard there prayer why downing his beer

With a quick wave of his hand he crossed the realm.
Xenia the silver dragon breath tried to overwhelm.
The Great Uki slayed Xenia with a wave of his hand.
With a single gesture the Artic was a free land.

With the speed of light Uki fixed Santa’s Sleigh
On that night Uki brought the Jedi Realm under his sway
For it was the Great Uki who saved the Christmas Quest
Santa with quest pieces gone could finally seek rest


Well best I could do not very good at poems, my characters all play under Kender most numerous sightings include Nox, Elveron, Cuppiecake, Mulch, Zombified.

[zxcv]

My addition to the mix:


There was a pookie named Suki
That changed his name to Uki.

How he could be QSTR is just spooky
Because still seems kind of goofy.

This year he is part of the Christmas cheer
And not just by drinking more beer.

Because wants us to add more to the fun
By having us write and positing this pun.

And to think while we go to sing
About the little boy king
That there is more to it than just the bling.

Every year we have to grin
Because maybe it is not a sin
To ignore your next of kin
Trying to find that next +dam skin.

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Blame it on the Character Lex Luthor

[Arizhel]

This is a submission I got via email.

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Here is my submission...

And so it began Christmas Quest 2005
With all the mages busy like a hive
Teleporting to the ends of the mud
In search of their little elf bud

For they hold a great mystery
Of Christmas gift to end your misery
Jingle bells, holly and mistletoe too
To help construct a thing or two

So as we hunt for all those elves
We should be thinking ourselves
What poem to write for Uki
So I came up with this little kinky

Hope you have lots of fun today
And while you mud this holiday
Hope you get a little rest
While you run the Christmas Quest

From:
Ninja/Terrrax/Pickie

[Arizhel]

I got Gambler's poetry submission.

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A Jedi Xmas
by Elixir

Twas’ the hour before reboot, and all through the mud
Not a mortal was runnin’, not even the ‘Stud’
Hoardes of pet equipment were quickly stowed that day
In fears a crash would take it away

The newbies were restless and ready to group
But the Fossils and clannies quickly ‘flew the coup’
With a beer and some nachos I KNEW I was set,
For a high-powered evening of clicking telnet

With ample warning from Kailyn the game was shut down
And the loads upon reboots made everyone frown
But something was different, as everyone could see
Tiny elves roamed the land with presents for ME!!

Arizhel and her team had worked hard on this quest
In attempts to make Xmas at Jedi the best.
Uki and Mantra were not morting in seemed…
One wonders what grinchish plans they have schemed

Would the elves be queen horrors
Would the reindeer be snorting (Uki tm)
With changes like these
Much equipment we’d be sorting!!

But alas, elves were weak and we started to slay
Corpses of present holders mounted quickly that day.
Mid-day I rested to clean blood off my sword
While rumors abounded of a snowman lord.

I raced towards Midgaard with my presents in tow
And was met by a giant made entirely of snow!
In spite of the rumors he was really quite jolly
On his head was a Top hat surrounded by holly.

Frosty smiled as he spoke and his breath smelled of mint
Our group pondered his words and looked hard for a hint
To what all these items from presents might yield
It could be boots, or armor, or some kind of new shield!

Curiosity overwhelmed us and we engaged this cold beast
With some sugar and milk we’d make ice cream at least.
Frosty fought valiantly not once but two times
And after the battles I refocused on rhymes.

Run mortals RUN! Run fast and with cheer
And know that Santa’s helper Uki is near
To award us great prizes and spread holiday love
Straight to us ‘morts’ from the godly realms above.

To the Imm’s and the Mortals and all those we hold dear
Merry Christmas to all, we’ve had a great year!

[peka]

The light sabers were glowing with abandon care.
Soon all your friends will be here . . .
Grouping with them as you run really fast
If you blink twice its all passed

your freinds in a circle as you call them by name
oh wait they arent reindeer,
this poem really sucks
hehe Happy Yule Merry xmas .


the Puny Jedimaster Peka the one whose not perfect Yet

[Aneyou]

Home is where the heart is, some would say
and another year has passed but where do we still play?
At the place many of us can call a second home
the place where currently elves do roam

And at the end of yet another mudding year
Uki made a quest to promote Christmas cheer:
Use our minds and hearts to design a rhyme
About mudding during this beautiful time

General Quagar twice gave away a Black Onyx Ring
and that made Jinks really want to sing
then Augustus handed out purple slipps
that made Swiftfoot do a few flips

At the same time Jeremy turned Kermit into a farm
and ploughed him down to get a rainbow charm
Then high up in the tower that midgaard faces
Nox took from Deloria her amulet of stasis

All through the land Mobs are giving away presents
to the highest of Kings and the lowest of peasants
From castle Mistamere to the Midaard Zoo
From the Underworld to Aralu

So get out there and fight them and kill
Run equipment or experience – whatever you will
But whatever you do, show love and show care
Shout out whenever you stop, “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!”

Coda, Aneyou, Lastresort, Teenspirit etc etc etc

[Azazeal]

And all across the realms, the Chistmas campaign began
As Uki had forseen it, there would definately be no calm

For the shimmering of the teleports and the footprints of the trackers
And the quivering of those tiny elves, who surely thought us crackers

But we had a far more sinister plan, one dark and far more cunning
We searched the lands, rubbing our hands, as we kept on seeking and running

To annihilate those little green elves and pinch them of their loot
In order to make our bright new items, one of them being an elf suit

So good luck to all my fellow mudders, as I really wish you well

And if you stumble across a tiny green elf, then why not give me a yell

Cos I'm willing to travel from Midgaard to Star Wars, apart from the area 'Hell'

This is a last minute entry from Azazeal/Nero/Dorothy/Tristan/Wyrd

[Air]

I did a little jig
when I got my first sprig!

Oh DARN!
Another present of yarn!

Oh Shoot!
More Fruit!

Oh NO!
More mistletoe!

GOLLY!
More Holly!

Oh Man!
Not another pecan!

What really would be handy
is some Brandy.

What I really need
is something made with a bead.

I hope someone sells
the present of bells.


Uki is a questor!
Should I go west or....

Welcome to JediMUD!


By Air

[Arizhel]

Another submission sent to me via email.


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The X-Mas Bard

Late one night it came a singing
While the church bells were a ringing
He came a singing a great old song
A great old song, that wasn't long
He sang a song about a God
I looked at him, he gave a nod
He said, "My song I sing, it is for Uki"
And I believed the man was Cooky!
He sang his song a story unfolding
But I was interested in what he was holding...
With his song he brought a sack
He brought a sack upon his back
I surely tell you that it looked heavy
But the singer seemed to be ready
As he slung the sack around
The X-Mas bard let out a sound
The bard did scream with all his might
Good hunting to all and too all a good fight!

by:
Dravier

[Dank]

Ode to the CircleMass

Pagan swords in scabbards sheathed
Mud on mud, the gore is deep
Uki's asinine quests bequeath
Dank and Quede and Princess' Teat.

Around the tarn, below the rot,
Off with her head! Suffer the bride!
Lack of sex and long winter night
Nothing else save the troglodyte.

Purloined text 'twixt gossip we must!
Crushing, slashing, tickling go
An eye for an eye, an eye for ANNIH
Quede and Dank and Uki know.

Candlemas and Chanukah,
Moslem prayer and Hindu temple
Lone north star and within
In straight paths doth God resemble.

And Arizhel, shining Queen
A star, a bell, a beauty lean
Within her thigh, along her breast
The joy of Jedi CircleMass.

Happy New Year Dumbasses!

Dank/Vince