Is Conseq responsible for the NHL lockout?

[Tam]

After having a lengthy discussion as to the exact nature of how Canada can be directly tied to Conseq, blamewise, the question was raised as to whether or not Conseq is also responsible for the NHL lockout. Please note that Conseq has talks constantly (and openly) about baseball and football BUT purposely avoids the NHL. Hmmmm, suspicious! What do you think?

[Antessima]

Of course he's responsible for it. Let's see the reasons why:

1. It's all his fault anyway.

2. Blaming Canada for it isn't as fun as blaming Conseq, because Canada doesn't log into the game so we can blame it. It's a whole country, so having the whole country log in just isn't feasible. So, Conseq is more convenient.

3. He is *very* suspicious! I mean, who else is anywhere near as suspicious as this guy? C'mon, it's *got* to be him!

4. I have a top-secret insider source that tells me that the players and owners are actually trying to figure out what Conseq did to cause this, and that's why it's taking so long. He's not only responsible, he's also verrrrrrrrrrry sneaky!


So, yeah, it's *got* to be his fault. Now, the question is, does anybody care anymore?