The perils of MUDding too much

[Arizhel]

(quoted from Bizarre News)

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LONDON - A German husband and wife were sent to sex therapy
after admitting to doctors at a fertility clinic that they
had never made love. The husband, 36, and his wife, 32,
thought all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to
each other and something would happen, the Mirror reported
Tuesday. When nothing besides sleep happened, they saved
$12,460 and went to an in-vitro fertilization clinic at the
University of Luebeck in Germany. "We're not talking about
retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict
religious environment who simply did not know how babies
were created," said a clinic spokesman. "It was only after
they were subjected to a battery of tests and both were
found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often
they had sex. "The husband said, 'We're not exactly sure
what you mean.'" The couple are now in a sexual therapy
course.


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(Well, okay, it's not about MUDding too much. But MUDding too much -could- lead to not learning about sex, you know!)

[Arizhel]

I'll have to make sure I mail the editor with that link.

Ah well, it was a funny thought while it lasted.

[Pink]

Here's a true story! My grandfather's sister and her husband had a bouncing baby boy somewhere near 1941. After taking him to the checkup, my mother's aunt was advised not to have sex while she was still bleeding or during her period because she could get pregnant anyway. Somehow, she took this as the only time you could get pregnant. For 13 years they tried very hard to have a baby but ONLY when she was on her period. Oi! They finally had another kid in 1954...