Post by Dank on Apr 26, 2004 16:52:48 GMT -5
during the extended downtime, i thought that you jediMen out there might benefit from a little unsolicited advice from a cultured, beautiful woman. judge for yourself...
by Poppy Montgomery, star of CBS's drama, Without a Trace
1. The whole metrosexual movement is not sexy. Steve McQueen is sexy.
2. I'm pretty sure that Steve McQueen never wore sandals. You shouldn't, either.
3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. I know it's slightly metrosexual, but if there's one thing that'll make a woman kick you out of the bedroom, it's a set of long, green toenails.
4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our independence. We'll just think you're cheap. We hate cheap.
5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning.
6. Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido.
7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always.
8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best reponse is always, "Who?"
9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts like a mother______!
10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. If we wanted you to smell like us, we would date other women. So stick to your natural, God-given scent. We love it. Honest.
Excerpt from the May 2004 edition of Esquire Magazine, Hearst Publications, Inc., pp. 74
Many more things you don't know about women:
www.esquire.com/women
by Poppy Montgomery, star of CBS's drama, Without a Trace
1. The whole metrosexual movement is not sexy. Steve McQueen is sexy.
2. I'm pretty sure that Steve McQueen never wore sandals. You shouldn't, either.
3. That said, if you do feel the need to bare your feet, a pedicure is not a bad idea. I know it's slightly metrosexual, but if there's one thing that'll make a woman kick you out of the bedroom, it's a set of long, green toenails.
4. If you suggest we go dutch on a date, we won't think you're modern, progressive, or respectful of our independence. We'll just think you're cheap. We hate cheap.
5. Don't sleep with us on the first date. We won't respect you in the morning.
6. Crotchless underwear does nothing but make us feel ridiculous. Don't fool yourself into thinking it's a gift for us. It's a gift for you and your libido.
7. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always.
8. When we ask if that gorgeous woman passing by is attractive, the best reponse is always, "Who?"
9. You should show a mammoth appreciation for every square inch of our soft, hairless bodies. Waxing hurts like a mother______!
10. Dousing yourself in cologne is never sexy. If we wanted you to smell like us, we would date other women. So stick to your natural, God-given scent. We love it. Honest.
Excerpt from the May 2004 edition of Esquire Magazine, Hearst Publications, Inc., pp. 74
Many more things you don't know about women:
www.esquire.com/women