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Post by Arizhel on Feb 9, 2004 22:24:45 GMT -5
Have fun. ;D
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Ciara
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Post by Ciara on Feb 9, 2004 22:31:28 GMT -5
Well, I said penguins... but actually, it's Mice... Mickey Mice I smite the author of this poll for not knowing that
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Tam
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Post by Tam on Feb 9, 2004 22:35:44 GMT -5
Ok, ok! I -really- have a Capital One card in my wallet! It's the horde of barbarians I can do without!
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Post by Arizhel on Feb 9, 2004 22:37:26 GMT -5
You, my devilish cohort, are far more destructive than a horde of barbarians could ever hope to be.
Besides. You -are- a barbarian.
;D
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Post by ProtoClown on Feb 9, 2004 23:59:01 GMT -5
You left off something on your list. It was:
* Not goblins.
I do not have goblins in my wallet.
Just thought I'd share.
PC
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Post by Conseq on Feb 10, 2004 1:10:19 GMT -5
I think you should add Sallie Mae to the list....just for me!
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Griffon
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If you make funny faces long enough, this is what happens...
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Post by Griffon on Feb 10, 2004 8:53:12 GMT -5
I didn't have any of the above in my wallet... so I picked your mom... but I didn't think that she'd fit *ducks*
Nic
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Post by Dank on Apr 2, 2004 14:05:27 GMT -5
cute arie, but here's what i've got in my fabulous black leather coach wallet:
- my california driver's license, minus the pink dot, but with organ donation instructions attached to the reverse (what would they really want, anyway?)
- my blood centers of the pacific blood donation card, indicating that i've donated 14 units of (O+) blood
- soccer trading card pictures of my son vince and daughter sophia holding soccerballs and looking damned cute if a dad might say so
- my petco P.A.L.S card
- my ACE hardware club card
- a TOYS'R'US gift card with, like, five bucks left on it (why did the XBOX version of Pirates of the Caribbean have so many bugs in it?)
- two Harry and David preferred customer cards, showing that even the most well-disciplined of men will succumb to the urge to buy Moose Crunch at one time or another
- my Pinky's Pizza Parlor VIP card, entitling me to one free 16" pizza every blue moon
- a nifty Victorinox SwissCard multi-tool device for opening battery compartments on kid's toys and cutting the obnoxious vinyl ribbons on UPS packaging (soon to be confiscated by Uncle Sam at an airport near you)
- my union medical plan card (IATSE Local 16)
- two Royal Coach car wash punch cards, indicating that, yes, i have broken down and paid for a car wash in the past three years
- exactly one-half of a safeway club card, broken by my large ass at some point lost in the mists of time
- a business card for Marin Day School, which extorts huge amounts of cash for the care of my daughter in return for giving her every communicable disease under the sun
- my B of A platinum Check Card with a neato hologram of a dove or pigeon and a blurry ball pen signature on the back
- my Citibank platinum select MasterCard, don't leave home without it, sporting a picture id of a youngish version of myself, c. 1989
- a dog-eared Macy's $10.00 gift card that i'm sure has expired by now
- one AAA emergency road service card that i just recently used to jump start my car because i left the damned lights on.... again
- fourteen dollars, with the ten on the bottom, the way i like it
- and, lastly, one Important Message sticky with two more stickies attached to it, the numbers to people who i've long since lost interest in contacting
all of which fits nicely in the jean pocket nestled in the hollow of my left butt cheek...
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Malsid
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*sings* Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting...*insert FuNkY 70's Muzak here*
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Post by Malsid on Apr 28, 2004 7:39:22 GMT -5
I don't use a wallet...I shape everything down to the size of a credit card and bind em' all with a rubber band...this I do so my wife can go out and buy a new purse every 2-3 Months!!!...but if I did have a wallet, I would keep a full set of +3 Dam Ranger Skins in it...
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Antessima
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Lord of Ridicule
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Post by Antessima on Apr 30, 2004 15:42:57 GMT -5
I had to vote for Gflarx rynk. Bruq. Observe: G randma & Grampa's pic. So I can remember Grandma when she was still sane. F uel card for my truck. Ain't no way I'm payin' cash for 170 gallons of fuel. L icense. To remind myself of what I looked like before truck stop buffets. A mbest driver rewards card. Handy for getting stuff free because my company's truck guzzles fuel. R ed Cross Donor Card. Just think, you could have a trucker's blood in your veins. Scary, huh? X tremely pricey phone card from my pre-cell phone days. $5 for a 20 min. phone call, sheesh. R oad Test Certification. To prove I didn't just pay off one person for my CDL. Had to pay off at least two. Y our mom. Yep, that's why she's been gone for 3 weeks. N othing of value. What the feds don't take, the truck stops take. What the truck stops don't take, Sallie Mae takes. Sadly, that's the end of the line. K entucky Proof of Insurance card for my car. Not that I ever drive it, but the bank thinks it's important. B ad Credit Card. Just to make myself feel better, so I can say I've got one, even if I secretly know that Capital One sent the hordes after me years ago R idiculous amount of lint. Hey, my butt has a seat cushion to deal with for 11 hours a day, as if my jeans weren't enough of a problem. U seless ATM card. Why the hordes were sent. Q is a hard letter to come up with a word for, ya know? So I guess the Q here is for a Question: Where'd my money go? Bleh, that will probably be lame humor to most of y'all. But I think it's mildly witty
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Illusion
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... i hear voices ...
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Post by Illusion on May 1, 2004 9:32:16 GMT -5
I said counterfit $1.00 bills. But it's actualy $1.00 bills that Uncle Sam says belong to him. em sigh's... LOL, gota love Taxes.
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Post by ProtoClown on May 4, 2004 15:39:59 GMT -5
My twanger! free.hostdepartment.com/j/jim_ps99/rainbow.htmlA british children's show that encourages kids to "get out your twangers and play with your balls. If you don't have any balls, ask your friends if you can play with his balls." enjoy!
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