Post by eniac on Jan 13, 2010 13:59:45 GMT -5
In an effort to add more flavor to the Sohei revision i'm giving the players a chance to provide better flavor than my uncreative developer mind could come up with. For this quest you will replace my text with yours. I will pick and reward what I deem to be the best replacements.
Spinning Bird:
Your spinning bird kick splits open $N's head.~
$n aims a spinning bird at your face which splits your head in two.~
$n neatly performs a spinning bird kick into $N's head resulting in pieces--brains everywhere.~
You miss your spinning bird kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief.~
$n misses a spinning bird kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.~
$n misses a spinning bird kick at $N's groin.~
Your spinning bird kick hits $N in the solar plexus.~
You are rendered breathless by $n's spinning bird kick to your solar plexus!!~
$n spinning bird kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless.~
You attempt to spinning bird kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud.~
When $n tries to spinning bird kick you, you quickly make $m fall in some mud you have created.~
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.~
Strike:
Your blow forces $N's nose through $S brain.~
$n's fist forces your nose into your brain. You die.~
$n's powerful blow forces $N's nose into $S brain.~
You ball your fist and swing at $N, but miss!~
$n misses you with a tightly balled fist.~
$n swings a tightly balled fist at $N but misses.~
Your fist lands squarely on $N's temple.~
$n delivers a crashing blow to your temple.~
$n's fist lands squarely on $N's left temple.~
A strange magnetic force draws your hand to the ground!~
You avoid $n's iron fist.~
A strange force makes $n miss $s blow at $N.~
Tiger paw:
Your fist connects and forces $N's nose through $S brain.~
$n's fist connects and forces your nose into your brain. You die.~
$n's fist forces $N's nose into $S brain.~
You ball your fist and swing at $N, but miss!~
$n misses you with a tightly balled fist.~
$n swings a tightly balled fist at $N but misses.~
Your fist lands squarely in $N's face.~
$n delivers a crashing blow to your face. Ouch!~
$n's fist lands squarely in $N's face.~
A strange magnetic force draws your hand to the ground!~
You avoid $n's tiger paw.~
A strange force makes $n miss $s blow at $N.~
Counterstrike:
$N doesn't recover from your slap! - $E is dead.~
As $n slaps you, you give up living and die....~
$N dies after $n has slapped $M.~
$N chuckles as your attempt to smack misses.~
You dodge a smack from $n.~
$N avoids a smack by $n.~
You smack $N for daring to attack!~
$n smacks you for daring to attack!.~
$n smacks $N for daring to attack!~
Your effort to smack $N fails.~
$n unfruitfully tries to smack you fails.~
$n dares a smack at $N and fails pitifully.~
Spinning Bird:
Your spinning bird kick splits open $N's head.~
$n aims a spinning bird at your face which splits your head in two.~
$n neatly performs a spinning bird kick into $N's head resulting in pieces--brains everywhere.~
You miss your spinning bird kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief.~
$n misses a spinning bird kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.~
$n misses a spinning bird kick at $N's groin.~
Your spinning bird kick hits $N in the solar plexus.~
You are rendered breathless by $n's spinning bird kick to your solar plexus!!~
$n spinning bird kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless.~
You attempt to spinning bird kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud.~
When $n tries to spinning bird kick you, you quickly make $m fall in some mud you have created.~
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.~
Strike:
Your blow forces $N's nose through $S brain.~
$n's fist forces your nose into your brain. You die.~
$n's powerful blow forces $N's nose into $S brain.~
You ball your fist and swing at $N, but miss!~
$n misses you with a tightly balled fist.~
$n swings a tightly balled fist at $N but misses.~
Your fist lands squarely on $N's temple.~
$n delivers a crashing blow to your temple.~
$n's fist lands squarely on $N's left temple.~
A strange magnetic force draws your hand to the ground!~
You avoid $n's iron fist.~
A strange force makes $n miss $s blow at $N.~
Tiger paw:
Your fist connects and forces $N's nose through $S brain.~
$n's fist connects and forces your nose into your brain. You die.~
$n's fist forces $N's nose into $S brain.~
You ball your fist and swing at $N, but miss!~
$n misses you with a tightly balled fist.~
$n swings a tightly balled fist at $N but misses.~
Your fist lands squarely in $N's face.~
$n delivers a crashing blow to your face. Ouch!~
$n's fist lands squarely in $N's face.~
A strange magnetic force draws your hand to the ground!~
You avoid $n's tiger paw.~
A strange force makes $n miss $s blow at $N.~
Counterstrike:
$N doesn't recover from your slap! - $E is dead.~
As $n slaps you, you give up living and die....~
$N dies after $n has slapped $M.~
$N chuckles as your attempt to smack misses.~
You dodge a smack from $n.~
$N avoids a smack by $n.~
You smack $N for daring to attack!~
$n smacks you for daring to attack!.~
$n smacks $N for daring to attack!~
Your effort to smack $N fails.~
$n unfruitfully tries to smack you fails.~
$n dares a smack at $N and fails pitifully.~